App Privacy Policy

I occasionally write apps. By which I mean I haven’t really written one in years, but I might get back to it eventually.

But I need to provide a privacy policy for the ones I have, so here we go…

  1. I don’t want your data.
  2. I don’t need your data.
  3. Your data is going nowhere.
  4. I don’t care who you are.
  5. I do not need or want to track how you might use the app.
  6. In the event that it takes details like a name, this is so that it can refer to you better – the data is only ever stored locally.
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